"Not that hot." [98 degrees, 98% humidity]

"It's not good enough for me!" [raging & waving square ham slice]

"It's not a problem, fuck them!" [in reference to family members wanting a different mealtime]

"Fuck those assholes!" [in reference to bandmates]

"You can take it back there and do what you want with it!" [to teenage waitress regarding chicken wings]

"Wheelbase challenge" [no explanation necessary]

"I don't like it!" [used almost continuously]

"I'm not crazy, she's crazy!" [ex-wife]

"I thought she was crazy about me" [ex-wife]

"I don't even know how to do this" [when trying to chisel paying for lunch]

"Refined and classy" [in reference to GMC pickup truck]

"Popeyes' isn't fast food" [self-explanatory]

"I have thing for diamond-plate" [self-explanatory]

"I'm gonna wear the squeaker out" [in reference to replacing brake pads]

"My bathroom is destroyed" [in reference to a broken toilet]

"Fuck you!" [through door to his mother upon waking]

"Shouldn't oughta be that way" [when it is exactly how it is supposed to be]

"He's a genius!" [in reference to father driving across town to save cents on Coca Cola]